Where Can I Get a Copy?

I don't know about the classical scholarship, but genre-wise this sounds like an inventive combination of exegesis and memoir...

I also received all kinds of packages. One handsome, self-published paperback began with a plausible discussion of recent Plato scholarship. The second chapter veered off into an account of an attempted seduction by the author's Classics tutor in the 1970s, and the whole concluded with a lengthy, carefully referenced demonstration that Plato used the word "soul" as a symbol for "anus".